Why a Dirty Pot Makes the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift

This year, gift your Valentine a plant pot with funny text. Our Dirty Potz collection has some of the most provocative pots with funny text and kinky jokes. Each planter is handmade and unique, making them the perfect Valentine’s Day gift.

If you have something special to say to your crush, let Dirty Potz help you get the message through.

Plant It Deep Inside Me

Plant It Deep Inside Me Dirty Potz on White

This pot is the perfect way to tell your crush you are ready to take it to the next level. A deep and satisfying level for both of you.

I Like Big Buds, and I Cannot Lie

I Like Big Buds and I Cannot Lie Dirty Potz on Black

Tell your crush she’s the right size for you, even if she’s extra thick and juicy.

Be Gentle It’s My First Plant

Be Gentle It's My First Plant Dirty Potz on White

If this is your first-ever Valentine, let them know how special they are with this cute little pot. Stick in a plant that, like your love, can only grow more. Or just gift it to that special someone who’s about to pop your cherry.

Talk Dirt to Me

Talk Dirt to Me Dirty Potz on Black

Gift this pot to your long-distance relationship or that crush you’ve been sexting. Tell them they’re free to slide into your dm’s and fire up that conversation.

Plant Your Seed in Me

Plant Your Seed in Me Dirty Potz on White

If you are ready to kill your sex life and start a family, gift this dirty pot to your partner. Tell him he’s free to go where no man has gone before and plant a flag in it.

Big Plant, Big…Roots

Big Plant, Big...Roots on Black

You know what they say about guys with big feet, right? They grow really big cactuses. If your Valentine has boat-sized feet, let him know how much you love all the big parts of his body.

I Like Them Big and Green

I Like Them Big and Green Dirty Potz on White

This pot is a great V-day gift for someone who likes big, green plants. It’s just as good if your crush is the Hulk, and you want to praise his enlarged…uhm…ego.

I’m a Dirty Girl

I'm a Dirty Girl Dirty Potz on Black

This planter tells your Valentine exactly how you like it once the lights go out. If he has a Red Room of Pain, he better take you there.

You Make Me Wet

You Make Me Wet on White

This dirty pot is perfect if you want to give your crush a hint about how he makes you feel below the equator. Let him know he can open those floodgates anytime he wants.

Water Me Harder, Daddy

Water Me Harder Daddy Dirty Pot on Black

This dirty pot will say what you’re too prude to admit to your Valentine. You want to spice up your sex life, and you won’t take no for an answer.

I’m a Grower, Not a Shower

I'm a Grower, Not a Shower on White

If you have a hard time showing your crush how you really feel about her, gift her this dirty pot. She may have thought little of you at first sight, but there’s more to you than meets the eye.

 

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so hurry up and order your dirty pot today!

Everyone is showering their Valentines with flowers, heart-shaped chocolates, and teddy bears.

Don’t be like “everyone.” Be original and fun!

Surprise your crush with a unique, inspiring pot that will make them laugh and even help you get lucky later.